Kid Comebacks.

Oh before I publish my post, I would like to say that this post is not pun-intended. I thank God for putting teachers in my life, they are great! =) But I just wanna post this because it is FUNNY! So you students out there, including me, don't treat your teachers rudely. Yup, here's the post. Enjoy!

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Andy: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What's that?
Andy: You told us that it's H to O.

Teacher: Sarah, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Sarah: I is....
Teacher: No, you should always say, "I am"
Sarah: "All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Why didn't his father punish him?
Louis: Because still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Michael, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. How come?
Michael: Because we share the same dog.

Teacher: Harry, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harry: A teacher.

Haha I would like to say again, no pun-intended. I hope you enjoy reading this post! =)

A cure for free.

Steve has problems, so he decides to see his psychiatrist, Dr Blue. Steve says: "Every night, when I get into bed, I think there's a crazy person under it ready to do some serious harm. I'm filled with fear. Please help me."

"Don't worry, Steve," Dr Blue says. "I can cure you of your fear, but it will not happen overnight."

"How long will it take, doctor" Steve replied.

"Well come to me twice a week for three months, and I'll rid you of your phobia"

"And how much do you charge a session, doctor?" Steve ask.

"My charges are $300 a session," Dr Blue says.

Steve does a calculation and realises that it will cost $7200 in total, so he says he will think about it.

Many months later, Steve meets Dr Blue in a supermarket.

"So why didn't you return to me?" Dr Blue asks.

Steve replies: "Well, as I told you then, your fees are really too high for me. And then my Pastor gave the cure for nothing. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went on a holiday."

"What did your Pastor say?" Dr Blue enquires.

Steve replies: "Easy, he told me to cut the legs off my bed. It's now so low that nobody can possibly get under it."

Silverstein- My Heroine

There's a screamo version for this song. Apparently, I didn't post it because I felt that the acoustic version is nicer. So here is the lyrics and enjoy the song! =)

The drugs begin to peak
A smile of joy arrives in me
But sedation changes to panic and nausea
And breath starts to shorten
And heartbeats pound softer
You won't try to save me!
You just want to hurt me and leave me desperate!

You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had.
I can forget, the times that I was
Lost and depressed from the awful truth
How do you do it?
You're my heroine!

You won't leave me alone!
Chisel my heart out of stone, I give in everytime.
You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had
I can forget, the times that I was
Lost and depressed from the awful truth
How do you do it?
You're my heroine!

I bet you laugh, at the thought of me thinking for myself. (myself)
I bet you believe, that I'm better off with you than someone else.
Your face arrives again, all hope I had becomes surreal.
But under your covers more torture than pleasure
And just past your lips there's more anger than laughter
Not now or forever will I ever change you
I know that to go on,
I'll break you, my habit!

You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had.
I can forget, the times when I was
Lost and depressed from the awful truth
How do you do it?
You're my heroine!

I will save myself!

FIRST EVER DRUMFEST!!!

Alrite finally the drumfest was over as I've witnessed 7 hours of pure sickening drumming. (I hope I'm not too late to update.) It was really mind-blowing to see the world's top 10 drummers coming to showcase some sickening grooves. I mean thats really worth $95 man. So without further a do, let me mention the FIRST-EVER accolades of the Singapore Drumfest 2007.

This is the FIRST-EVER Drumfest in Singapore and Asia.

FIRST-EVER drummers to peformed: Gorden Campbell, Derek Roddy, Grant Collins, Jojo Mayer, Steve Thornton, Mohamed Noor, Nate Morton, Tony Royster Jr, Gregg Bissonette and Jimmy Lee.

FIRST-EVER Junior Category Drum Challenge winner: Ethan Ong.

FIRST-EVER 21-and-under Category Drum Challenge winner: Daniel Morledge.

FIRST-EVER Open Category Drum Challenge winner: Gilbert Rolan Nogales.

I got hold of the FIRST-EVER Singapore Drumfest 2007 Commemorative Magazine.

I have the FIRST-EVER Singapore Drumfest 2007 T-shirt.

The audiences are part of the FIRST-EVER Drumfest audience.

History has been made at the FIRST-EVER Drumfest.

Here are the FIRST-EVER Drumfest pics:

























Singapore FIRST-EVER Drumfest maybe over, but the will always be a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th...................................................................................................................................................

It will go on to be the BIGGEST EVENT!!

Everyone's a cracked pot

An elderly woman had 2 large pots. Each hung on one end of a pole that she carried across the back of her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it, and always ended up being only half-full of water when she arrived home.
This went on for 2 years, with the woman taking home only 1 1/2 pots of water every day.
One day, the cracked pot ashamed of its imperfection decided to speak to the elderly woman.
"I am ashamed of myself, of this crack of mine that causes water to leak". But the elderly woman replied: "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? I planted seeds on your side of the path and every day, while we walked back, you watered those seeds. I have been able to pick those beautiful flowers to decorate the table because of you."
The point of story?
Everyone has a flaw. You have to take people for who they are and look for the good in them.

Be the ONE to EMERGE!!

A Talent that makes us unique,
Will you give it up to God?
Yes, it maybe difficult,
because anointing comes with a price,
but it's worth it.

A heart broken,
that You will work through,
A hungry soul,
that You will not reject,
A blank cheque,
I give.

Your eyes are looking for
those who are willing,
those who will obey,
the 300 that will walk with you.

Love is Your Name,
Unconditional is what You always give.
I wanna go all the way,
Yes, it's all about love.

One Trumpet in our hands,
One sound of freedom,
To proclaim Liberty,
Let us be the one that blows.
Now is the Time to fufil.


What more can I say? From 31st May to 3rd June, the EMERGE Conference! I can only say that its AWESOME, MIND-BLOWING, IMPACTFUL, POWERFUL, and many more adjectives which I can't think of it. Although every session is abt 4 to 5 hours, I don't feel that way, it keeps me wanting more. Ya that includes performances from Tank, Liu Geng Hong, Darren Tan and Chen Diya who are Project Superstars finalist. Appearances from F.I.R lead singer, Fei-er and Miss Taiwan, Vivi Wang to make this event even special. Nope you're not reading the wrong things, these celebrities are REALLY here to perform. Haha I shall end here then.