Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Tortoise and the Geese

Before I began my story, here's a random stuff. I just finished my exams. =) Oh I would like to make a random post too: With friends like these, who needs enemies? With friends like these, the devil will be out of job. (I'm not referring to anyone here really, from the bottom of my heart. I just found it funny when Pastor Kong mentioned it. Haha.)

Ok I shall start with my story: "The Tortoise and the Geese".



A Tortoise and two Geese lived together in a pond for many years. At last there came a drought and dried up the pond. Then the Geese said to one another: "We must seek a new home quickly, for we cannot live without water. Let us say farewell to the Tortoise and start at once."

When the Tortoise heard that they were going, he trembled with fear, and besought them by their friendship not to desert him.

"Alas," the Geese replied, there is no help for it. If we stay here, we shall all three die, and we cannot take you with us, for you cannot fly."

Still the Tortoise begged so hard not to be left behind that the Geese finally said,

"Dear Friend, if you will promise not to speak a word on the journey, we will take you with us. But know beforehand, that if you open your mouth to say one single word, you will be instant danger of losing your life."

"Have no fear," replied the Tortoise, "but that I will be silent until you give me leave to speak again. I would rather never open my mouth again than be left to die alone here in the dried-up pond."

So the Geese brought a stout stick and bade the Tortoise grasp it firmly in the middle by its mouth. Then they took hold of either end and flew off with him. They had gone several miles in safety, when their course lay over a village. As the country saw this curious sight of a Tortoise being carried by two Geese, they began laugh and cry out,

"Oh, did you ever see such a funny sight in all your life!" And they laughed loud and long.

The Tortoise grew more and more indignant, At last he could not stand their jeering no longer. "You stupid..." he snapped, but before he could say more, he had fallen to the ground and was dashed to pieces.

Moral of the story? Know who you are. Be secure of yourself. Do not let what other people say or criticise about you be a stumbling block. Practise self-control, forgive those who say bad things about you, show grace and mercy to them, even if it's difficult.

"Like a city whose walls are broken down is a man who lacks self-control."

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Some Random Stuff

Well, I've just updated my blog. =) Exams are next week on the 28th and 29th, followed by holidays. Yeah man.

Oh ya, whoever says that football is 22 testeorone-charged men chasing 1 stupid ball is wrong. Wonder why? Here let me show you through mathematics.

Firstly, you forget 1 referee who's running up and down the field tirelessly trying to spot for fouls.

Secondly, you forget 2 linesman running up and down the sidelines trying to spot for players who are offside( I doubt you understand what offside is, since you don't watch football.)

So we have 25 men engaging in the Beautiful Game, get your mathematics right man!

Here's some random post:
D-day for me this Saturday!
You( Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea fans) make me love Manchester United even more.

Alright I'm done. =)

Friday, August 10, 2007

The "Trusty" spell checker.

This post is REALLY INTERESTING and FUNNY , read it and you'll know why. =)

I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four revue,
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me straight aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the era rite,
It's rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no,
It is letter perfect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Think again.

This is a MTV and Youtube generation.
I'm sure you've seen the videos of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pussycat Dolls, Jolin Tsai and Koda Kumi.
So what's new here?
I don't understand what's the fuss about.
Please... Please...
Gimme a break and think about you've just said.