A cure for free.

Steve has problems, so he decides to see his psychiatrist, Dr Blue. Steve says: "Every night, when I get into bed, I think there's a crazy person under it ready to do some serious harm. I'm filled with fear. Please help me."

"Don't worry, Steve," Dr Blue says. "I can cure you of your fear, but it will not happen overnight."

"How long will it take, doctor" Steve replied.

"Well come to me twice a week for three months, and I'll rid you of your phobia"

"And how much do you charge a session, doctor?" Steve ask.

"My charges are $300 a session," Dr Blue says.

Steve does a calculation and realises that it will cost $7200 in total, so he says he will think about it.

Many months later, Steve meets Dr Blue in a supermarket.

"So why didn't you return to me?" Dr Blue asks.

Steve replies: "Well, as I told you then, your fees are really too high for me. And then my Pastor gave the cure for nothing. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went on a holiday."

"What did your Pastor say?" Dr Blue enquires.

Steve replies: "Easy, he told me to cut the legs off my bed. It's now so low that nobody can possibly get under it."