The "Trusty" spell checker.

This post is REALLY INTERESTING and FUNNY , read it and you'll know why. =)

I halve a spelling checker.
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four revue,
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me straight aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the era rite,
It's rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no,
It is letter perfect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.