Fazed.

I was reading the sports section of The Newpaper last Thursday, and I came across this tongue twister about The Offside Rule and I think its nuts. Anyway, here you go:

1st phase,
2nd phase,
Totally fazed.

Andy Johnson, who scored when he was onside by a comfortable margin, saw his goal ruled out, because he was deemed offside.

The problem, you see, was that Johnson was offside when the move started, but was deemed to be onside because he wasn't interferring with play.

Then, when he was onside, he was deemed to be offside, because it was the second phase and despite being offside, but onside, for the first phase, he was onside but actually offside for the second.

Confusing huh?