Cheeky Signs

I saw this article somewhere, and decided to post it. Haha. =)

- Guitar, for sale. Cheap. No strings attached.

- Smoking helps you to lose weight... one lung at a time.

- Success is relative. The more the successes, the more the relatives.

- My grandfather is 80 and still doesn't need glasses. He drinks straight out of the bottle.

- You know your kids have grown up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick, or your son starts to wipe it off.

- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

- Those of you who are drinking to forget, please pay in advance.

- Getting caught is the mother of invention.

- The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.