Things we love to hate

Disclaimer: Before reading this post, I would like to say that this is not pun-intended. No one is being made fun of, its just that I found this amazingly funny and decided to post it.

Don't you hate:

- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
Well, I guessed you would reply back: "I know where my watch is, buddy. Where is yours?"

- People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote, but they just refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

- When you lost or misplaced your things, people always says: "It's always in the last place you look."
Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

- People who ask: "Can I ask you a question here?"
Well, you didn' really give me a choice there, did you?"

- When something is "new and improved", which is it?
If it's new, then there's never been anything like it before. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!

- When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going?
Wouldn't you just love to reply: "You should know, you pulled me over?"